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Springfield (SN) - In response to psychologists recommendations the Springfield school committee voted unanimously to allow 28-year-old French teacher Jane Francois to copulate with 13-year-old Jeffrey Turner.
“This boy has suffered from self-esteem problems for years”, said school committee member and psychologist Delores Johnson. “This will help improve his self-image and change him from the class punching bag into a super-cool dude that all the students will envy”.
Turner seemed excited at the prospect of having sex with his French teacher. “Wow! She’ so HOT!” he exclaimed. “Most of the guys in my class haven’t even kissed a girl yet but I’m gonna go all the way with Miss Francois!”
Miss Francois said she is looking forward to seducing her young protege. “I’ve purchased a new gown - French, of course - and I have some ice cubes and sexy underwear ready”, she said. “I hope this will make his outlook on life better and years from now he will reflect fondly on his middle school years”.
Alicia Snodgrass, the President of the local chapter of the Christian Alliance was not as enthused about the change in the boys destiny. “God will strike them all dead!” she exclaimed. “Young boys should not have sex with older women! They will burn in hell for eternity!”
Pastor Ralph Fletcher of Children of God Church didn’t agree with Ms. Snodgrass. “The Virgin Mary was only 13", the Pastor stated. “Prior to the 20th Century all the young boys were having sex with girls. It’s the American Way!”
Some of his classmates were noteably envious of Turners good fortune. School bully Jimmy Trenton, age 14, said, “why does he get to have sex with her? He’s such a weinie! I’m the one who should be doin her”. School counsilor Deanna Jenkins has already explained to Trenton that his beligerent attitude and disregard for the happiness of his classmates may prevent him from ever having sex.
“I don’t care. What they do is none of my business”, said Sherry Cargill, one of the more mature girls in Turner’s class.
The school plans a rally at 1PM for Turner and Francois. The act will be consumated shortly thereafter.
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11 comments:
Hey Wrob! If you were 13 and some hot babe wanted sex with you are you going to question why? I sure as hell wouldn't have!
YOO I WANNA KNOW WAT SKOOL DAT TEACHER IN SO DAT I COULD BANG HER TOO !!! HAHA WATS HER NUMBER ??
"CHRIS"
Chris, you seem more the Jimmy Trenton type.
My son is 13 and if his french teacher ever.....
ughhh!!! you'd have to pull me off her.
I suspect your son may think differently KimmyK...
Jeff,
I'm sure you're probably right...in some sick sorta twisted way.
AArrgghhh.
Actually, if I was 13 you'd have to pull me off her too. Only in a different way!
Yeah, that's kind of an interesting twist isn't it? The guys do have a different view point on "being molested" by an older woman. Probably why you don't see too many women pedophiles in jail. No one's complaining.
Personally, I would have loved doing my math teacher or French teacher at that age. But, maybe that's just me...
Its a pity that American that was once God's own land is blunging into the pit of depravity
I hate that some people think that its depraving thier kids..... ninty percent of them have at least fantasized about a teacher in one way or another and to get this kind of education is special and should only be done in certain cases.
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