More love with Russian Bitch...I mean strangers

Dear readers, I have been occupied with other matter such as trying to save the world and have been unable to write much on this blog. For the time being, here's another love letter that I will never answer from CupidBay.com. This lady implies that she is a total bitch but then goes on to tell me how horny this will make me:

Hi. I’m writing to you because I need such a close person in my life who will be always with me in every situation. The person, who is so close, that you will feel him even in the distance. But you will be looking very forward to meeting him.
I want to love with my whole soul and to live for the sake of it. I believe, that it will be so, that he will hear the shout of my Soul.
From my point of view, feelings play the most important role in our life; it is strange, but to all relatives I have an analytical mentality. You know, some coldness by external consideration does not show the stone heart at all, on the contrary, it can be so hot, that it can melt the ice in the heart of another person.
It is rather difficult to collect all my thoughts together to express everything I’d like to tell you about. I just hope, that the impulse of my Soul will be heard and you will necessarily answer me this message and we shall communicate with you!!!!!!!!!!! Write to me the letters on mine e-mail: Lydmilavall@yandex.ru!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With impatience I shall wait for your answer!!!!!!!!
Lydmila!!!!!

You can find love online with Russian strangers!

Just for kicks I signed up with cupidbay.com. I have no interest in meeting a lover through the internet but wanted to see what kind of responses I'd get. Almost daily I get an emial from some young Russian babe who wants to get to know me better. Here's a typical email:

Greetings
How do you feeling, I simply wanted to communicate with you, it would be cheerful I think.:) Do you not against it? I know that man should take first step. But it is the Internet it gives a lot of freedom from usual stereotypes. I here spend not so a lot of time. Now I will describe a little myself, I am 24 years, my growth 168. but I think that better if you will look my photo... I hope you like it. I have frozen in this pic :) there are was a good and warm weather and I in the morning has put on easily and then the strong cold has suddenly come and even there was a snow. ооо I have a little distracted :) if you wish you can write me on my mail ekobisheva@list.ru I hope that you will write to me. By the way this your real name? :)

The fact that she is frozen may explain the overly-pointy nips and red blushing face (not shown in this blog). Her English sucks and she obviously wants to meet an American dude for money. All my readers may feel free to write her at the email address provided. I sure as hell won't.

The Universe is about to end.

I have heard from Divine Authority (Heaven's weekly newspaper) that the Universe is about to end. God is a businessman. He invested in the universe over 14 billion years ago and still has yet to make a profit. The bank is going to forclose soon and turn the universe into a parking lot. Be prepared!

Maybe this is Bush's dream?

As Mr. Bush has never found any Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq nor any reason to attack them at all he decided it was best to attack them so they can have "freedom and Democracy"! Isn't that Noble of him? Because of the US all those Muslims will soon be worshipping our God - the REAL CHRISTIAN God - Not that silly Allah God they've been worshipping. We all know, OUR God is better than THEIR God, right? Soon the children will be wearing stylin Lands End clothes, Wrangler and Levis jeans and Nike sneakers instead of those ridiculous robes and sandals they wear now! Before you know it there will be Dunkin Donuts and Krispy Creme in every town and hamlet! All the chldren wil flock to McDonald's and Burger King and get fat just like American kids! The men and women will all drink Budweiser and eat Little Debby snack cakes! The schools will all teach about how wonderful America is and how much they love us for bringing them Democracy and all around the country they will sing "God Bless America"!

Then they will vote idiots into office like we do! Wouldn't that be just swell?

What was in Popeye's can?

We are all familiar with Popeye, the loveable "spinach" eating sailor. Was that REALLY spinach in his can? We will notice Popeye would consume a leafy green substance and within seconds become quick to anger, impervious to pain and with the strength of 10 men. We all know spinach does not produce this effect. I suspect Popeye actually consumed a volatile cocktail of hashish, angel dust perhaps laced with PCP and spinach as a chaser. It should be noted that Popeye frequently injected this substance through his pipe. Also, we notice his love interest was the anorexic and possibly heroin-addicted Olive Oyle. Who was the father of her bastard child SweetPea? What happened to SweetPea in school when the kids made fun of him because of his sissy name? This was never explained in the cartoon. Many cartoons showed Bluto kidnapping Olive for the intention of getting a little "kiss". Also, one cartoon showed Poeye and Bluto living together as members of the "Woman Haters Club". Does this not imply Popeye and Bluto were having a homosexual affair? Could Popeye have been the early impetus for homosexuality, drug addiction and rape in todays youth?

How to live a long life!

My grandma turned 100 in January and she's still kicking. Of course, she did all the right things to live to that age. She smoked 2 packs a day, never exercised, ate fatty food and liked to drink like a lush. Now that she's 100 and living in a nursing home she has cut down on her smoking. But she still craves donuts and sweets. They say each cigarette takes 7 minutes off your life. If she didn't smoke she would have lived to be 137! And if she exercised and ate right she should have made it to 200 easy!

Changing World Technology

There is a company called Changing World Technology (http://www.changingworldtech.com/) that has harnessed the powers of nature and creates actual cleaner-brning crude oil from garbage! This should be the news of the century, right? We could drmatically reduce landfills, reduce our dependence on foreign oil and help clean up the atmosphere. However, for some reason, Congress is taxing the hell out of their technology and trying to supress what they do! You would think they would be funding this company as an alternative energy solution! Can there be any doubt that Congress is in bed with the oil companies?

Is anybody reading this?

Let me know if you are reading this blog. If you are not, let me know that too.

The Japanese are building a nuclear plant then why can't we?

The Japanese are building a nuclear plant to make plutonium but we give shit to every other country that does the same thig. The difference? MONEY! Everyone in Japan is loaded. North Korea and Iraq don't have enough dough! Also, there is no oil in Japan. I love Japan but I see no reason for them to have a plant for making plutonium -- unless they plan to build nuclear bombs! Pretty soon EVERYONE will have their own nuclear bomb. There goes the neighborhood!

Lyndie England loves Dick

Lyndie is now being allowed the opportunity to plead "not guilty" despite the photos of her with a big shit-eating smile on her face surrounded by naked Iraqi men! She gave the clever "I was just following orders" routine. It seems to me the Nazis also employed the "I was just following orders" routine when asked about committing atrocities but they were put to death anyway! Of course, out fearless leader G.W. Bush knew about all the shit that was going on over there as did Generals and other military brass but they actually condoned it! Could you imagine if the gender roles were reversed and it was a man forcing a woman to masturbate or surrounded by a group of naked women? Shouldn't our government be held to task and, if neccesary, overthrown?

Dorothy and OZ - the true story.

We always think of Dorothy as being the little simpleton who is abused by forces beyond her control but now it's time for the REAL story.

We recall when the movie changed from black and white to color. That's when everything went wrong! Dorothy's house landed in OZ and she kills this lady - the Witch of the East - with her house. That's murder! Instead of being regretful Dorothy and everyone in OZ is celebrating! Then, the so-called "Good Witch" Glenda shows up and convinces Dorothy to steal the dead lady's shoes! The lady ain't even cold and they're stealing her stuff! After a few minutes the grieving Witch of the West shows up and requests her late sisters shoes. Being next of kin she's entitled. But Dorothy and Glenda won't give her the shoes! Dorothy should have been locked up for that crime alone!

Anyway, Dorothy "The Sociopath", her little dog and the stolen shoes go skipping off down the Yellow Brick Road until they come across the scarecrow. Her's a kid about, what, 12 or 13 years old? She asks the scarecrow, "which way should I go?" The scarecrow replies, "some people go this way, sme people go that way and some people go BOTH WAYS!" The implication that it's OK to be a lesbian!

A while later Dorothy and her three boyfriends lay down in a big field of poppies. POPPIES!!! They're all laying there stoned off their asses until the "Good Witch" Glenda comes and talks them down!

Later in the movie Dorothy kills the other witch!

So, Dorothy has only been there a couple of days and she becomes a murderer, a thief, a lesbian and a drug abuser! Do we really want our kids to be watching this???

Everyone can read minds!

I have known this for a long time but scientists are now coming to the conclusion that everyone can read minds (http://story.news.yahoo.com/s/space/scientistssayeveryonecanreadminds;_ylt=AgbC8oB33bhc4sSR.2ZIj2APLBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl)
Now, I know what you're thinking. If Jeff can read my mind does he know that I have the hots for him and I want him to see me in a sexy negligee and fishnet stockings? I hope it's not one of my MALE readers who is thinking this! In that case, keep your thoughts to yourself! But if you are female then think away!