Is masturbation SINFUL???

I actually met a "Christian" the other day who though masturbation is sinful! I felt sorry for this guy as he is young and denying himself something that every young man and woman does -- and I suspect he does too.

I patiently explained to him that during Biblical times it was considered a waste of good sperm to waste it on wanking as there were not many people in the world. However, we now live in an over-populated world. If people do not masturbate then they are forced by nature to have more sex. The population would explode! Humanity would consume all the Earths resources. Co2 levels would skyrocket! The Earth's temperature would rise to the point where no living thing could survive! Within one hundred years the planet would burn to a cinder! All because of some misguided religious belief!

I, for one, refuse to be a part of the problem! Of course I enjoy getting laid but I won't sacrifice the planet for it! For the future of humanity, let's all wank and twiddle to our hearts content! Let's make this planet a liveable place for our children and our children's children!

WHO'S WITH ME???

Ever Been to a Psychic?

For some reason this subject popped into my head. I don't deny the reality of "psychic" abilities because I possess a bit of them myself. The thing I can't stand are the frauds, charlatans and snake-oil salesmen. One time a few years ago I heard that I could get 10 minutes on a 900 psychic line for free. I was assured I would not be charged as long as long as I hung up before 10 minutes. The conversation went something like this:

Psychic: This is Hilda, thank you for calling the psychic hotline, may I ask your name?

Me: You're the psychic you tell me!

Psychic: Is this Jeff Vachon?

Me: Wow! You have caller ID!

Psychic: How can I help you Mr Vachon?

Me: Tell me my fortune.

Psychic: You are about to have some fortune in your romantic life!

Me: Shhh! Don't tell my wife, she'll get all upset.

Psychic: You are about to encounter some very good fortune financially.

Me: You mean that stock I bought in 8-track tapes is going to pay off! Yowza!

Psychic: You don't believe in psychics, do you?

Me: Wow! You ARE psychic!

At this point I realized that nearly two minutes had gone by and I didn't want to get carried away so I ended the call. They didn't charge me but I got put on a mailing list for everyone selling everything from magic potions to tabloids.

Keep in mind, there are some GOOD psychics out there. But you will never find them on a 900 number. It reminds me of a gal I knew who did phone sex and got paid big bucks for sitting at home pretending to be aroused. But that's another story.