Bush's Abstinence Only Program was another of his massive failures!

Bush spent over $200 million a year of taxpayer money to prevent teenagers from having sex! Every time the government gets involved it makes bad things worse and turns things that were not problems into problems!

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Was the Presidential Election Rigged?

Now that Obama is officially the President I ask myself, "was the election rigged?"

I'm no conspiracy theorist, but I seems to me that the Republicans could not have run a worse campaign if they tried. Or did they try to run a bad campaign?

Sarah Palin, though I'm sure she's a lovely lady and makes a fine fruitcake, could not possibly be less qualified for the position of second head honcho. She had no experience outside the frozen tundra of Alaska, no foreign policy experience, no idea what Washington politics are about, has a knocked up 17 year old daughter and a husband who would rather go snowmobiling than be at home. I do think she's a nice piece of ass and she's close to my age but she's got that Evangelical Christian thing going on. Ergo, she was a recipe for disaster from the start!

John McCain, though I'm sure he makes a mean barbecue, was old, self-indulgent, sickly (he's been treated for melanoma twice), out of touch with technology and perhaps the least desirable republican to ever run for office.

As Sarah so aptly stated, “It's amazing we did as well as we did!”

John McCain, for all his myriad faults and failings, is no idiot. There were certainly many more qualified people to fill the office of VP than little Miss Ex-Beauty Queen that would have been ideal. Condoleezza Rice for example. She's female, conservative, popular and she's also black! Why wasn't she considered?

My brother, a staunch conservative who once worked in the billowed halls of Congress for former Senator Dole, even agreed that McCain is an asshole and wouldn't vote for him.

Was there some kind of massive conspiracy construed by the Bush administration to silence his own party? Is there some sort of agenda that we are not hearing about? Or are the Republicans as corrupt, ignorant and out of touch as they seem?

Former President Bush should be imprisoned for life or worse.

Now that Obama is President he should call the former Chief Executive to answer for his crimes.

(Keep in mind, Bush/Cheney are interchangeable)

What is Bush's legacy? He has been very successful! He succeeded in destroying an entire nation which presented no threat to the United States. He succeeded in killing 1.2 million people thus putting even Saddam Hussein's record to shame. He caused untold millions of injuries, many of them permanent. He succeeded in destroying a trillion dollars worth of real estate. He succeeded in destroying our economy. He succeeded in turning our country Communist (OK, maybe just Socialist) as he took over banks and insurance industries. He succeeded in killing hundreds of poor people during Hurricane Katrina. He succeeded in making the United States the most despised nation on Earth.

Jeffrey Dahmer wasn't so successful!

Indeed, Bush has succeeded in everything he's set out to do. The only thing he didn't do was get a blow job because that would have gotten him impeached. Not to mention he's dickless.

Might I suggest Bush be put into prison with a muscular, 300 pound black homosexual as his cellmate? I don't believe in capitol punishment as that would be too good for him.

A note to Homeland Security, we still have free speech. So shut up.

I'm sorry. Did that come across as being harsh?

Let's keep our fingers crossed that the new Boss will be different!

Whatever Happened to the Firm Handshake?

Maybe I'm getting old or maybe I'm just old fashioned but when I shake someone's hand I would appreciate it if they took my hand and shook back!
Over New Years I had the opportunity to shake quite a few hands. I was introduced to a very attractive young lady who, I am told, is an up and coming actress. "Hi, my name's Nick", I said to her as I extended my hand.

She extended her hand and let it hang there limply as I grasped it. "Nice to meet you", she said. I had trouble believing that it was really nice to meet me. She didn't even bother to wrap her thumb. I might as well have been shaking a padded twig. I felt like screaming, "HEY LADY IF YOU CAN OPEN A FRICKIN PICKLE JAR THEN YOU CAN GIVE ME A DECENT HANDSHAKE!"

Men are also guilty of this. There's few things I find as annoying as the 'dead fish' handshake. Are these guys afraid that they are going to damage my hand or their own by applying a little pressure? We are men! Let's greet each other with manly handshakes, shall we?

I feel more secure meeting someone when I get a little squeeze of my hand. I'm not asking you to arm wrestle.

There's life in the Solar System!

I have been reading about the significance of methane gas found on Mars. Not only has it been found on Mars, it's also been found in great quantity on Saturn's moon Titan, Saturn's moon Enceladus and all over the fricking solar system.

Methane is mostly caused, quite frankly, by farting. At least here on earth. The methane found on Mars seems to be emanating from caves. Strangely, it will dissipate from one cave then reappear in another. Why don't scientists just say the most likely explanation is there is life on Mars? Recent probes have already proven the soil is fertile!

Enceladus not only has methane, it's also belching out plumbs of liquid water! Titan has a methane rich atmosphere and, it would seem, oceans of liquid water under the surface! The Jupiter moon Europa has oceans of water perhaps 60 miles deep!

Yes folks, there's life in the solar system and they stink just as bad as we do!

Of course, the Evangelicals do not want any part of the Bible disproved, seeing as how most of it has proven to be fairy tales already.

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