There's life in the Solar System!

I have been reading about the significance of methane gas found on Mars. Not only has it been found on Mars, it's also been found in great quantity on Saturn's moon Titan, Saturn's moon Enceladus and all over the fricking solar system.

Methane is mostly caused, quite frankly, by farting. At least here on earth. The methane found on Mars seems to be emanating from caves. Strangely, it will dissipate from one cave then reappear in another. Why don't scientists just say the most likely explanation is there is life on Mars? Recent probes have already proven the soil is fertile!

Enceladus not only has methane, it's also belching out plumbs of liquid water! Titan has a methane rich atmosphere and, it would seem, oceans of liquid water under the surface! The Jupiter moon Europa has oceans of water perhaps 60 miles deep!

Yes folks, there's life in the solar system and they stink just as bad as we do!

Of course, the Evangelicals do not want any part of the Bible disproved, seeing as how most of it has proven to be fairy tales already.