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There has been a lot of press about the doping of the Winter Games. If I was in charge of the Olympics I'd say "Take whatever the hell you want. It's your body and your future!" Suddenly we would see records broken like never before! People would be running the miles in two minutes! Weightlifters would be able to lift a thousand pounds! High jumpers would be jumping 20 feet! Long jumpers jumping 50 feet! Everyone would say "Oooh" and "Aaahhh!" as the amazing athletes perform unhindered. Urine would be something to be flushed away and not analyzed under a microscope!
Of course, all the athletes would be dead in 10 years but - who cares???
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I don't know...remember those East German chicks way back in the day....man, they were scary. Steroid Stella and her pal Testosterone Tilly....yeesh....hmm-mm..on second thought, maybe we could send them to Iraq when the Olympics is over. Kinda like a Ramboesque hit squad of really built scary chicks. I'll bet they'd really kick some ass...
I'd never go out with them Hammy, and most men probably wouldn't, but they could still be major league ass-kickers!
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