Sunday, July 01, 2007

Why are people offended by porn?

I was on the Flickr Photo web site the other day with my lady friend. We stumbled upon a picture of a nude woman with her legs spread.

“That’s totally disgusting”, my lady friend said.

As she said that I started thinking. Every human being on Earth is the end result of a naked man standing over a naked woman with her legs spread. Every human is the result of a man inserting his penis into a woman’s vagina.

My lady friend, and nearly every other woman on Earth, loves sex! So many people are offended by pictures of men inserting the penises into women but they love inserting their OWN penises into women’s vaginas.

If not for naked women with spread legs and naked men with erect penises the entire human race would cease to exist! But we find pictures of the same thing disgusting? We see a baby being born and comment on how beautiful it is. But if we witness the act that caused that baby to be born we revile in abject horror!

Doesn't this make us hypocrites of the highest order?

There is definitely something wrong with our way of thinking when a President is impeached for have sexual relations with a woman whereas another President is allowed to brutally murder hundreds of thousands without reprisal.

“Don’t you think so”, my girlfriend asked, bringing me back to reality.

“Huh? Oh yea. It sure is”, I replied.

4 comments:

Spoony Quine said...

!! Wow. That's nuts. You're right, there is no reason to be repulsed by an act of... potential creation.
` ...Although when you think about it, some people are actually the product of test tubes. Is that how people would rather think of themselves?
` You know, in other countries people are allowed to be naked in public, but we can't even do that! And you know what I say?

` MORE NUDITY!!! MORE NUDITY!!!! :D

Jeff Vachon said...

Agreed Seequine! This evening I got naked in a hot tub with 6 other people (5 ladies, 2 guys). I find my arguments to be most effective ; )

Spoony Quine said...

` Jealousy!! I have only been naked with a maximum of two people of the opposite sex before, and we didn't even have a hot tub!

Jeff Vachon said...

I won't ask what circumsyances that was under Seequine. I will leave it to my fertile imagination.