Monday, July 09, 2007

DC Madam Reveals Political Preferences

Washington DC - Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the notorious owner of Deborah Jeane Palfrey's Escort Service, was forced to hand over her Washington DC client list to a Grand Jury this afternoon.The list contained not only the client list but the clients personal sexual preferences as well. I managed to get a copy of the list.

Though the actual list is over 387 pages, here are some of the highlights:

Randall Tobias, the now former director of U.S. Foreign Assistance and former administrator of the U.S. Agency for International Development enjoys dressing in diapers and having his ass whacked with a steel brush as he cries. Tobias, 65, was forced to resign his position because of his relationship with the escort service.

Defense Secretary Robert Gates enjoys having his toes sucked while he sings "The Star Spangled Banner" off key.

Dick Cheney enjoys receiving fellatio as he complains bitterly about his wife's sagging breasts.

George W Bush also solicited the services of the Escort Service but he simply enjoys watching the ladies undress and undulate while he sits there with an appalled expression on his face.

National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice enjoys foursomes including two lesbian women and an Arab of either sex.Mike Johanns

Dirk Kempthorne, Elaine Chao, Henry M. Paulson, Jr., Jim Nicholson and other members of Bush's cabinet enjoy engaging in an orgy amongst themselves with 3 to 5 of Palfrey's escorts thrown in.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

SONG OF DEBORAH
..they chose new gods then was war in the gates.. awake awake deborah utter a song.. the Lord gave you dominion over the mighty.. curse you bitterly the inhabitants thereof who came not to the help of justice against the mighty.. they divided the prey, to every man a damsel or two.. let all thine enemies perish o Lord and the land rest forty years..

Deborah Palfrey deserves the Pemberton Award for Clean Governance.
Palfrey list is like the Black Book of 1918.
That trial of the Century is deleted from all books, cursed be reporters.
The list there had 47000 names.
The list here has 46000 phone bills.
The listed are not womenizers, machos or ordinary sinners.
They are power brokers gay lutheran shock and awe agitators of all wars and all panics.
These wretches are one dirty cover to the real pimps deep underground.
A curse on the kingpins, Justice Charles Darling then and Judge Adolph Kessler now.

Noel Pemberton-Billing
Trial of the Century 1918