Thursday, March 17, 2005

Speaking of Dunkin Donuts...

Indeed, lifes little annoyances can be hard to cope with. I was at a Dunkin Donuts a few weeks ago. There were 3 lines for the 3 registers. Of course, I chose the shortest line. The lady in front of me say's to the cashier, "I'd like 2 dozen donuts...two plain...no, make that three plain...two chocolate...no, one...make it three chocolate...or four...no three chocolate...two Boston creme...do you have Boston creme? Make it three Boston creme without the jimmies... No make it one with jimmies...and two sugar...three..no, wait...Let me call my husband...

Meanwhile the other two lines were moving swiftly. So I pulled out my gun and shot her.

Justice is sweet.

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