Save the seals and dolphins!

According to Jeff Vachon, over 48,000 seals are stranded off the California coast starving to death because the US Fish and Game Service has been unwilling to help them.

"The area is infested with Killer Whales", said Mr. Vachon, "and the poor seals are too afraid to leave their tiny island perch to fish".

The solution is to kill the whales, of course.

ARE YOU OUTRAGED???

Keep in mind, I'm just making this up because I don't think anyone reads this thing!