Let's hear it for Government Bureaurcracy!!!

Let's not forget how important Bureaurcracy is to this country! Bureaurcracy gives jobs to those who would not be intelligent enough to get one otherwise! If it were not for Bureaurcracy we would have millions more homeless! Next time you talk to an idiot government official after being kept on hold for endless hours and he transfers you to another government department who also leaves you on hold for endless hours then to be transfered to another government official who says "please hold" then transfers you back to the original number you called in on and they put you on hold you must very compassionately say to yourself, "because I am left on hold these people have jobs and are able to contribute to society and buy things at Walmart. They are NOT homeless!" When you trealize the good you are doing maybe a tear will come to your eye and your heart will be full of goodwill toward men. Or you'll just want to rip their fucking heads off.