Wednesday, April 20, 2005

There's a new Pope!

So, the Catholics replaced one mangy old tyrant with another mangy old tyrant. Has anyone else noticed that the new Pope looks just like the fictitious serial killer Hanibal Lecter? Meet the new Boss - same as the old Boss. I haven't been a Catholic for many years. One reason is that Catholicism is bullshit. The Vatican aquired its enormous wealth by forcing people to turn over their money for a guaranteed entrance into Heaven! I'm sure sculpted wings and a new harp would cost extra.

When you come right down to it, is Heaven really such a great place? You will spend eternity with a bunch of do-gooders and virgins listening to piped in harp music. I think Hell is the place to be with all the swinging bars, rock musicians and all your friends!

3 comments:

Irina Tsukerman said...

Hey, don't be mean to Hannibal Lecter! What a great guy! And Anthony Hopkins...

Louise said...

A mangy old guy who was "forced into the Hitler youth" and who wants to "reclaim Europe for the Catholics" - hooray for Catholicism!

Jeff Vachon said...

Keep in mind, the Pope of the time of WWII never spoke out against Hitler because Hitler didn't like Communism.