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Welcome to the world of George W. Bush! It seems mankinds pollution of the atmoshpere really has NOTHING to do with our great climactic changes! The Republicans have been right all along! We will note this article was written by GERMAN researchers so there is no American partisanship involved!
In Yahoo News (
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=585&e=3&u=/nm/20050331/sc_nm/environment_dandruff_dc ) the article states: "Bits of pollen, leaf fragments and even dandruff from people and animals make up a significant portion of dusty stuff in the atmosphere but have been ignored by climate modelers, German researchers said on Thursday."
"We simply need to cut down the trees, get rid of the flowers and make sure everyone uses Head & Shoulders", said one of the German Researchers who asked not to be idnetified. "This will eliminate the pollen, leaves and dandruff that are polluting our atmosphere".
Imagine how healthy our planet will be when we get rid of all those pesky leaf-producing rain forests. And if we get rid of the flowers the pollen problem will take care of itself! And no more embarrassing flakes! Now that we have identified the problem we should have no difficulty making this a healthy and productive planet! The future will be glorious! Unless, of course, these guys are full of shit.
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