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This story was banned from the sites I usually write for. Keep in mind, it's a JOKE!
Pop singing sensation and Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus proudly announced today that she achieved orgasm last night while talking on the phone with her ex-boyfriend Nick Jonas.
“It was so great!” Miley exclaimed to the news media. “I have always been told that orgasms were great but I guess you don't really know until you've had your own!”
Cyrus had tried unsuccessfully to have an orgasm for over two years. Despite her best efforts and her relationship with Jonas she was never able to achieve more than a slight amount of stimulation.
“I guess this means that I'm growing up!” Cyrus declared.
Proud papa Billy Ray Cyrus was almost as excited as his daughter over her achievement. “I don't think her mother ever had an orgasm. This just proves that she takes after her daddy”, a smiling Bill Ray stated.
Nick Jonas was pleased that her could assist Miley in her efforts to achieve climax. “Of course, I had an orgasm too but I have them all the time”, the youthful pop singer told the media.
Cyrus claimed that there are no plans for a reconciliation with her ex-beau but has not ruled out anything. “Maybe we'll go out again. I think I like him better over the phone”.
4 comments:
Aaaahaaaha ha ha hahaaaaa!! Glad you're posting at least a little, because I missed you! That made me laugh, at least as much as I laughed at my boyfriend's comedy. (I mean that in a good way.)
Frickin' Jonas brother.
BTW, I don't seem to have orgasms, but recently I learned that I can do something much cooler.
Yes, I AM keeping it to myself. What kind of freaky exhibitionist do you think I am?
Jews, Christians, Muslims....YIKES!
Methinks you'd dig me video.....
http://www.youtube.com/v/_m6qC6FCiY0?fs
I will have to delete this soon as Google has issued a takedown order! I will be back blogging soon!!!
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