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In an announcement sure to rock the scientific world, Dr. Jack Harvey, a noted biochemist, claims he has found several flaws in the scientifically regarded theory of "intelligent design".
"There are several aspects to the theory that just don't fit together", Dr. Harvey claims. "Penguins, for example. Why would any intelligent being design such a bird, unless as a cruel joke". Harvey claims that the birds awkward motions and inability to fly are not intelligent at all. "In fact, Dr. Harvey continues, "this bird is the work of a total moron".
Dr Harvey also claims that mosquitos, flies and many forms of bacteria are also not intelligently designed. "Not to mention ostiches", Harvey says, "Have you ever seen a more ridiculous looking animal?"
Harvey claims that even human beings have faults which a truly intelligent being would have solved before being placed on Earth. "Some humans are fine", he said, "while others tend toward obesity or develop some sort of illness. A truly intelligent creator would not have allowed such discrepancies".
Dr. Rob Weinstein, a respected molecular biologist, disagreed with Harvey's statements. "Harvey has no idea what he's talking about", Weinstein stated, "even the smartest of us make little mistakes. To err is human!"
Some scientists say that Havey's claims bolster the ridiculous idea of "evolution".
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7 comments:
what about the platapus?
whats he got to say bout them?
He mentioned that the platapus was obviously made by an imbecile who couldn't even decide what kind of animal it should be.
What about Mongooses?? Did they mention Mongooses?
Gooney birds are a hoot, but a mistake.
I remember seeing this story on the news and I still don't undestand what's going on, lol.
Ok Jeff. Time for a new post. I realize that it is about quality, not quantity, but a guy as funny as you has to crank 'em out a little faster.
Sorry Hamrose. I've been busy with other things. I will write more fantastic, knee slapping stuff this week.
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