Saint Poop John Paul II

The dead Pope John Paul II is now going to be a Saint! Isn't that swell? The Vatican council voted to make the dude a Saint. http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050628/ts_nm/pope_johnpaul_dc;_ylt=Ajk_04uaQg1AiRMZRbkfqmBZ.3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
- Now, I have to ask myself, what exactly IS a Saint? Poop John Paul II went into overpopulated, starving countries and told them not to use birth control! He ignored the AIDS crisis and went so far as to blame the sufferers! He looked the other way while Priests were fondling altar boys! Are these the actions os a Saint??? Damn! All I've ever done is fooled around with married women and pissed outside a Church. I should be a Saint too!