I actually met a "Christian" the other day who though masturbation is sinful! I felt sorry for this guy as he is young and denying himself something that every young man and woman does -- and I suspect he does too.
I patiently explained to him that during Biblical times it was considered a waste of good sperm to waste it on wanking as there were not many people in the world. However, we now live in an over-populated world. If people do not masturbate then they are forced by nature to have more sex. The population would explode! Humanity would consume all the Earths resources. Co2 levels would skyrocket! The Earth's temperature would rise to the point where no living thing could survive! Within one hundred years the planet would burn to a cinder! All because of some misguided religious belief!
I, for one, refuse to be a part of the problem! Of course I enjoy getting laid but I won't sacrifice the planet for it! For the future of humanity, let's all wank and twiddle to our hearts content! Let's make this planet a liveable place for our children and our children's children!
WHO'S WITH ME???
Friday, July 14, 2006
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4 comments:
I don't believe in a concept of sin. I think masterbation is as natural to people as any other form of sexuality.
I'm with ya.....
I'm glad you're back to posting.....and that I found ya through a comment you left on Firestarter5's blog.
Back to the subject at hand....masterbating isn't a sin....all that crabbin that people do cause they're not satisfying needs? Now that's a sin.
Missed ya Jeff! Actually, if my love life keeps on going like it has been all I'll have left is masturbation....
I think you fell off the face of the planet is what I think
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