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So, the Catholic Church has gone Popeless for a while. What happens if you need an exorcism or something during this time? Do you just have to put up with the ghosts and evil spirits until the new Pope gets in? Is it OK to use condoms between Popes?
The old Pope used to be an avid hiker. This begats the question, "does the Pope shit in the woods?" There are so many profound theological questions that need to be addressed!
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According to ancient Catholic scriptures, if you really need an exorcism in a time on non-popedom it is ok to get a pipe, dressed as the pope to do the ceremony for you.
True story.
I suppose it depends on what's IN the pipe.
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