Britney Spears masturbates!

So, Britney wrote a song about how she loves to masturbate (http://nslog.com/archives/2003/11/14/britney_spears_on_female_masturbation.php). It's a good thing she told us this or we would never have known! We'd all be wondering, "hmmm...does Britney masturbate?" Is this really newsworthy?